Unimportant facts:
I’m a lactose intolerant Bay Area native.

I have two aluminum-plated pets: a laptop named l00p and a phone named Camila.

I share initials with Kanye West, but the similarities basically end there.

My spiritual twin is Aubrey Plaza.

My weird flex is that I own weirdflexbutok.org

On repeat:
Save Yourself - KALEO

Mama's Gun - Glass Animals

when the party's over - Billie Eilish

Giver - K.Flay

Knee Socks - Arctic Monkeys

Dream On - Aerosmith

Angel by the Wings - Sia

Work Song - Hozier

Likes:
Doggos

Online deals

Creative writing

Moderate ab workouts

Harry Potter

A high quality meme

Microwaves

Watching hip hop and Dance Moms

Dislikes:
Confusing shower knobs

Mosquitoes

Loud motorcycle noises

Fish